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4th Floor
The informer of all informers. He believes (truly) the Glory years were from '92 to '00.....
Alex35332
Often mistaken for being Al, Zeke/zcezcest, Alex, originally just 35332, has been on the blog from the 2007 off season. Somewhat known for random off topicnon-sequiturs, and a weird obsession with failed spring football leagues, the skins team uniforms and delusions of selfgrandeur and paranoia. Though thats is all because he thinks everyone on the blog is out to get him and conspires behind his back. [Note: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we're NOT out to get you!]
The AMAZING Dik Shuttle of the Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE.
Located in beautiful Melbourne, FLa, The Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE is just off the I-95 Interstate Highway, at the conveniently located Ramdas Inn.. near the pool. Wednesday night is dried clams night; enjoy with a nice cool Blue Hawaiian. Mmm... Salty-sweet.
As the Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE features the finest in the Space Coast's Entertainment, you can find the AMAZING Dik Shuttle slumped over the plastic keyboard crooning his unique 'song stylizations'. Buy him a drink. Buy yourself two. You're gonna need it if you're gonna hang out here all night.
bigfish
BHGO from deep behind enemy territory
chRIs LaRRy
The one, the only, the man with the case-insensitive nickname; a prickly dude who loves to mix it up on and off the blog, but who underneath the gruff exterior has a heart of burgundy and gold; F bombArdier extraordinaire who inspired the perennial all-purpose blog comment "F chRIs Larry"; by day a mild-mannered museum education tech nerd dude; by night a real live punk rock singer who might be pissing people off at a gig right now; occasionally engages in hilarious smackdowns as part of a long-running fake feud with jm220 on RI (note: buried the hatchet with jm220 over a "chop salad" at first NYC RI meetup); proudly, irrepressibly represents Redskin Planet in Brooklyn (see also Bucktown Skins Fan); godfather of this here ass-kicking wiki.
cload and daggar
His moniker is the result of one of the frequent surprise attacks of Jasno's keyboard, leaping and dodging as he tries to form coherent thought from the dark recesses of a beat reporter's critical eye. Much like Sean Taylor, he does not read the blog, merely stares it down until he extracts the information he wants. Unlike Sean Taylor, a four-foot afro is a physical impossibility.
dlhaze
Maryland transplant to Eagle territory. Loves all things Redskins since 1973, hates all things Eagles since 1986. Loves to talk glory days (82-91) and collects as many old skins games on vhs/dvd as possible. Tries to keep a level head, but despises cowboy trolls who talk only nonsense.
Dorf
abiding middle school teacher
etrod
Coked up hamster since 1982. RI blogger since 2006.
Shortly after creating his profile, had to update it because he was not aware that he was supposed to refer to himself in the third person.
farstriker
Homer meets Monty Python
gethanr13
A hardcore fan from deep in Husker Country. You can find me at some sports bar during games, and at home smoking the victory bong after! I'm the guy that always asks for full stories to be posted because my work blocks all of the links.
HaikuMan
Honored to be named/RI Poet Laureate(Puns included free!)
My personal favorite post -- oddly, NOT a haiku -- since someone asked....
kost52
Drunk Aussie. Okay I'm sure there are other things I do, but I'll work them out once this hangover is gone.
Larry Bud
Namesake of the late, great Larry Bud Mehlman. Stephon Heyer's #1 fan. Will lobby the RI guys for a Heyer T-shirt that fits poorly in the shoulders.
MV Dame
Long the victim of mistaken gender due to the homage to a certain South Bend, IN, university which comprises half his nickname; Portsmouth, VA, native (see also Nate in the PDX) who lived on Martha's Vineyard (which accounts for the rest of his nickname) for the RI blog's first thirteen months and relocated to DC as of late September '07; has copied every single RI blog post and comment into a single document which reads like "On the Road" if it had been collaborativelywritten by Shirley Povich, Hunter S Thompson and a gang of coked-up hamsters; has done the blog a profound and virtually unbelievable service by keeping a constant count of the cumulative total number of comments in its history; is planning to stop keeping count after 100k, but we'll believe it when we see it.
Nate in the PDX
Representing Redskin Planet in Portland, OR (see also Stumped, Redskin Willie, Stumptown Chris, Redskin Fred, etc.); not unlike a sorority social chair, has scheduled RI meet-ups in Portland, Seattle, and NYC; enjoys a beer or two on occasion; has been hailing to the Redskins since around 1981; striking resemblance in demeanor and appearance to a young Don Knotts; kind of has an addiction problem with the RI blog.
noone from tampa
Transplanted Redskins fan living in the heart of Bucs country. Attended first Redskins game in 1965 and many more until about 1980, section 405 in RFK for you old timers. Now watching the game on the old big screen TV via the NFL Sunday Ticket from DirecTV. Been to four Redskins-Bucs games but none in Raymond James stadium.
Old School
Wise sage with long range view.
Redcoat
[Who knows what niche The Shadow occupies?] An English fan of the Miami Dolphins, why he is on RI is a mystery; he is mostly tolerated by Skins fans, and beloved by some, especially those who appreciate his tolerance for Isotoner jokes; lives a stone's throw from Redskin Park -- not that he would ever throw stones, mind you; as a Brit, is predisposed to enjoy the perpetual suffering which is the sad lot of the Fins fan.
redskirt
[niche to be determined]. Don't ask her what she did when it looked like the Skins were going to lose that September night in Dallas, 2005. Or rather, do. She rather loves making fun of/telling on herself.
scampbell1975
Just likes to argue. Skins fan transplanted from Fairfax to multple locations across the USA but ending up in San Clemente, CA. Will research stats, comments, and harass the media with incessant emails. Kool aid drinker.
sfskin
If you need someone to climb the soapbox she's your gal. She secretly takes credit for starting RI on the various quixotic quests towards meaningless yet deeply important numbers of posts. (Yes she said it first 100k by Draft Day!) Happy to provide non football related pop culture topics much to the chagrin of "real" fans, you can find her deliberating wardrobe come Sundays to ensure the Skins win. Oh and if the team is ever renamed the Red Lancers she fully expects compensation in the form of 50 yard line season tickets.
_Stumped_
Part of the PDX (Stumptown) crew, often puzzled by the most obvious questions, but unafraid to ask (or blog for that matter). Those who don't know have a right to ask. Hail! and BYGO!
TDawg
Transplated Skins fan in Indiana and a folklorist by training. He wakes every day with farcical dreams of playing fullback in the NFL. He has never played football outside of the video game world.
The Crickets
They don't talk much - they just find you good stuff to read, mostly about The Redskins. When you hear them at night in your kitchen, they are just singing, "Cooooooooooley!!!"
Wayne P.
Fleeting troll who briefly triggered blogdemonium with a sudden flurry of random ad hominems. Fondly remembered by those who were there. Immortalized in the verb "to wayne," to waylay someone: "The Reaper wayned the Pack's receivers."
Zebra
Thrower of flags, Kool-aid drinker and transcriber of radio interviews.
The AMAZING Dik Shuttle of the Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE.
Located in beautiful Melbourne, FLa, The Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE is just off the I-95 Interstate Highway, at the conveniently located Ramdas Inn.. near the pool. Wednesday night is dried clams night; enjoy with a nice cool Blue Hawaiian. Mmm... Salty-sweet.
As the Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE features the finest in the Space Coast's Entertainment, you can find the AMAZING Dik Shuttle slumped over the plastic keyboard crooning his unique 'song stylizations'. Buy him a drink. Buy yourself two. You're gonna need it if you're gonna hang out here all night.
bigfish
BHGO from deep behind enemy territory
chRIs LaRRy
The one, the only, the man with the case-insensitive nickname; a prickly dude who loves to mix it up on and off the blog, but who underneath the gruff exterior has a heart of burgundy and gold; F bombArdier extraordinaire who inspired the perennial all-purpose blog comment "F chRIs Larry"; by day a mild-mannered museum education tech nerd dude; by night a real live punk rock singer who might be pissing people off at a gig right now; occasionally engages in hilarious smackdowns as part of a long-running fake feud with jm220 on RI (note: buried the hatchet with jm220 over a "chop salad" at first NYC RI meetup); proudly, irrepressibly represents Redskin Planet in Brooklyn (see also Bucktown Skins Fan); godfather of this here ass-kicking wiki.
cload and daggar
His moniker is the result of one of the frequent surprise attacks of Jasno's keyboard, leaping and dodging as he tries to form coherent thought from the dark recesses of a beat reporter's critical eye. Much like Sean Taylor, he does not read the blog, merely stares it down until he extracts the information he wants. Unlike Sean Taylor, a four-foot afro is a physical impossibility.
dlhaze
Maryland transplant to Eagle territory. Loves all things Redskins since 1973, hates all things Eagles since 1986. Loves to talk glory days (82-91) and collects as many old skins games on vhs/dvd as possible. Tries to keep a level head, but despises cowboy trolls who talk only nonsense.
Dorf
abiding middle school teacher
etrod
Coked up hamster since 1982. RI blogger since 2006.
I got an email from Sean Taylor. I don't know what it said because when I opened it my computer exploded.
Shortly after creating his profile, had to update it because he was not aware that he was supposed to refer to himself in the third person.
farstriker
Homer meets Monty Python
gethanr13
A hardcore fan from deep in Husker Country. You can find me at some sports bar during games, and at home smoking the victory bong after! I'm the guy that always asks for full stories to be posted because my work blocks all of the links.
HaikuMan
Honored to be named/RI Poet Laureate(Puns included free!)
My personal favorite post -- oddly, NOT a haiku -- since someone asked....
The Genius dubs Vincent the prize
To enlighten his defense's eyes!
But if the Colts do a roasting
On a pass D. Milquetoasting,
Can Gregg Williams still claim the surprise?
Posted by: HaikuMan/LimerickMan | October 16, 2006 03:32 PM
kost52
Drunk Aussie. Okay I'm sure there are other things I do, but I'll work them out once this hangover is gone.
Larry Bud
Namesake of the late, great Larry Bud Mehlman. Stephon Heyer's #1 fan. Will lobby the RI guys for a Heyer T-shirt that fits poorly in the shoulders.
MV Dame
Long the victim of mistaken gender due to the homage to a certain South Bend, IN, university which comprises half his nickname; Portsmouth, VA, native (see also Nate in the PDX) who lived on Martha's Vineyard (which accounts for the rest of his nickname) for the RI blog's first thirteen months and relocated to DC as of late September '07; has copied every single RI blog post and comment into a single document which reads like "On the Road" if it had been collaborativelywritten by Shirley Povich, Hunter S Thompson and a gang of coked-up hamsters; has done the blog a profound and virtually unbelievable service by keeping a constant count of the cumulative total number of comments in its history; is planning to stop keeping count after 100k, but we'll believe it when we see it.
Nate in the PDX
Representing Redskin Planet in Portland, OR (see also Stumped, Redskin Willie, Stumptown Chris, Redskin Fred, etc.); not unlike a sorority social chair, has scheduled RI meet-ups in Portland, Seattle, and NYC; enjoys a beer or two on occasion; has been hailing to the Redskins since around 1981; striking resemblance in demeanor and appearance to a young Don Knotts; kind of has an addiction problem with the RI blog.
noone from tampa
Transplanted Redskins fan living in the heart of Bucs country. Attended first Redskins game in 1965 and many more until about 1980, section 405 in RFK for you old timers. Now watching the game on the old big screen TV via the NFL Sunday Ticket from DirecTV. Been to four Redskins-Bucs games but none in Raymond James stadium.
Old School
Wise sage with long range view.
Redcoat
[Who knows what niche The Shadow occupies?] An English fan of the Miami Dolphins, why he is on RI is a mystery; he is mostly tolerated by Skins fans, and beloved by some, especially those who appreciate his tolerance for Isotoner jokes; lives a stone's throw from Redskin Park -- not that he would ever throw stones, mind you; as a Brit, is predisposed to enjoy the perpetual suffering which is the sad lot of the Fins fan.
redskirt
[niche to be determined]. Don't ask her what she did when it looked like the Skins were going to lose that September night in Dallas, 2005. Or rather, do. She rather loves making fun of/telling on herself.
scampbell1975
Just likes to argue. Skins fan transplanted from Fairfax to multple locations across the USA but ending up in San Clemente, CA. Will research stats, comments, and harass the media with incessant emails. Kool aid drinker.
sfskin
If you need someone to climb the soapbox she's your gal. She secretly takes credit for starting RI on the various quixotic quests towards meaningless yet deeply important numbers of posts. (Yes she said it first 100k by Draft Day!) Happy to provide non football related pop culture topics much to the chagrin of "real" fans, you can find her deliberating wardrobe come Sundays to ensure the Skins win. Oh and if the team is ever renamed the Red Lancers she fully expects compensation in the form of 50 yard line season tickets.
_Stumped_
Part of the PDX (Stumptown) crew, often puzzled by the most obvious questions, but unafraid to ask (or blog for that matter). Those who don't know have a right to ask. Hail! and BYGO!
TDawg
Transplated Skins fan in Indiana and a folklorist by training. He wakes every day with farcical dreams of playing fullback in the NFL. He has never played football outside of the video game world.
The Crickets
They don't talk much - they just find you good stuff to read, mostly about The Redskins. When you hear them at night in your kitchen, they are just singing, "Cooooooooooley!!!"
Wayne P.
Fleeting troll who briefly triggered blogdemonium with a sudden flurry of random ad hominems. Fondly remembered by those who were there. Immortalized in the verb "to wayne," to waylay someone: "The Reaper wayned the Pack's receivers."
Zebra
Thrower of flags, Kool-aid drinker and transcriber of radio interviews.
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